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meth-grippin:

harrowing

yea but look at sean yea but look at paul fucking masvidalien

yea but look at sean yea but look at paul fucking masvidalien

dissonantwalrus:

(paul is SO a mantis tho not a reptilian)

but why is this so accurate?????? how??????????? what????

cuz the mantises are the fwooshiest alien species and paul is the fwooshiest person in the world so y’know it all works out

queers-of-madness:

delistylehardcore:

bruh i love planetary duality so much i created an Original Character inspired by it

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its planetary duality-tan

is sick mosh an instinctual directive?

it attacks its prey by hatemoshing into them with deadly precision

The Faceless - Planetary Duality I/II
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queers-of-madness:

H I D E O U S  R E V E L A T I O N 

A  P R O P H E C Y ’ S  F R U I T I O N

neckbearcl:

sexhaver:

okay since yall seem to be incapable of identifying fake sj posts here’s a handy guide:

  1. go to the source of the post
  2. check the tags
  3. if it’s tagged with two thousand variations of “otherkin” and “headspace” and “sj” then it is 100% fake no exceptions and if you reblog it unironically you are a bad person

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the deed is done

the deed is done

just a bunch of cultist dudes in hooded robes all in a dark room kneeling in a circle around an iphone that’s playing the song like really faintly and low-quality and all treble and no bass and theyre just waiting in complete unmoving silence for the crucial moment and then it comes and they all just scream INABADA DIN CHYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH along to it at the top of their lungs and fucking just walls of fire instantly erupt around them from every side

i cant stop laughing at that blue guy hes just like “sheeeeiiiiiit”

dissonantwalrus:

delistylehardcore:

dissonantwalrus replied to your post: “dissonantwalrus replied to your post: “what does fwooshy sound…”:

inspire us to build a new world

ONE IN WHICH F̨ÁMĮNE҉ D̖͇̘̞I͙S͚̬͎̞E͔͖̥͇A̶Ş̬̘Ẹ̝̻̜̥̝ͅ A͔̠N҉̹̯D̼͇̻̙̱̀̑ͮͧ͌̀͟ ̞͘I̻ͪ̄̑G͖̉͊ͬ̑͞N̝̪̲̦͔̻͒̔Ô͐̌͌̌́R͙̺̹A̶̝̰̜̥̘ͨ̑ͭ̊̾N͚̥͇̩̲̏̓͌ͧ͑ͦ͌C͍̝̟̹̝͗̔͑Ḙ͖̬̗͇̬̣ W̴̡͋Ȉ͂ͤͪ̆̎ͦL̡̀͒ͩ͊̕͘L̷̷͒̇̍̑̊́ ̄̆̑ͣͣ̆̈̆B̅̏͐́Ȩͧ̎̔͢ ̴̏

O͆ͦ͗͂N̎ͭ͋҉͞L̷̇̀͒̅͂͗͂Y̍ͧ̃̐͂̈́͗͆͊ M̨͈͓ͯ̎͘͟ͅE͇̯̻̳̗͚͓̘̍ͭM̳͍̥̦̯͔͆ͣ̾̈͊̍O̦̮͖̺̖͛̑̊ͩ͜R̷̞̺̯͒͗̍̓ͯͨ̚Iͭ҉̛͇̰̹̫E̡͔̱̤̺̜̙ͧ̿̅̈́ͣ̉ͯ̚͘͜Ş͚̻͂̈́ͥ͡ ̛̻̱̖̄̉̂͠O̖̳̭̭̗̯̰ͥ͋̐F̵̨̯̟̤̙̬̃̐́ͮͬ͑̚ A҉̶҉̶̯̘̠̘̺̳̩̥̯͉̪̻ ̨̛̼̭͚̥̼̺͖̬̳̭̮͖̳̻̮̝̪͘D̘̱̭̝̦̰͖̰͍͇̺̭̬́͢I̴̧̡͏̼̗̬̝S̡̛̗̥̩͎̬̣͚̺̫̲̟̥͇͉̜͘ͅM͘͢͞͏̟̪̱͎͙̫̦͉̠͠ͅA͝҉̷̢̧̝̙̘̺̙̮̳̮̦̫̦̦̺̻̳̥ͅL̢҉̼͙̭̥̭̪̜̮͙͔̬̜̞̙̻͇̠̙́ ̶̶̢̙̤͓̯̮͔̳͔̟̥͇̱ͅP̶̴̵̡̟̘̱͎Ą̷̝͉̥̙͇̰͍͉̥̺̗̫͓̳͎͜͟Ş̟̠͙̦͖̞̰̠̪̺̲̞̤̤͟ͅͅT̡̰͓̼̮͎̗̠͢

creeeeeeative mooooother

arooooouse us to knoooooo-oooow

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that weeeeee be not lost in the saaaaaaaaaaaands

open our

bruh

dissonantwalrus replied to your post: “dissonantwalrus replied to your post: “what does fwooshy sound…”:

inspire us to build a new world

ONE IN WHICH F̨ÁMĮNE҉ D̖͇̘̞I͙S͚̬͎̞E͔͖̥͇A̶Ş̬̘Ẹ̝̻̜̥̝ͅ A͔̠N҉̹̯D̼͇̻̙̱̀̑ͮͧ͌̀͟ ̞͘I̻ͪ̄̑G͖̉͊ͬ̑͞N̝̪̲̦͔̻͒̔Ô͐̌͌̌́R͙̺̹A̶̝̰̜̥̘ͨ̑ͭ̊̾N͚̥͇̩̲̏̓͌ͧ͑ͦ͌C͍̝̟̹̝͗̔͑Ḙ͖̬̗͇̬̣ W̴̡͋Ȉ͂ͤͪ̆̎ͦL̡̀͒ͩ͊̕͘L̷̷͒̇̍̑̊́ ̄̆̑ͣͣ̆̈̆B̅̏͐́Ȩͧ̎̔͢ ̴̏

O͆ͦ͗͂N̎ͭ͋҉͞L̷̇̀͒̅͂͗͂Y̍ͧ̃̐͂̈́͗͆͊ M̨͈͓ͯ̎͘͟ͅE͇̯̻̳̗͚͓̘̍ͭM̳͍̥̦̯͔͆ͣ̾̈͊̍O̦̮͖̺̖͛̑̊ͩ͜R̷̞̺̯͒͗̍̓ͯͨ̚Iͭ҉̛͇̰̹̫E̡͔̱̤̺̜̙ͧ̿̅̈́ͣ̉ͯ̚͘͜Ş͚̻͂̈́ͥ͡ ̛̻̱̖̄̉̂͠O̖̳̭̭̗̯̰ͥ͋̐F̵̨̯̟̤̙̬̃̐́ͮͬ͑̚ A҉̶҉̶̯̘̠̘̺̳̩̥̯͉̪̻ ̨̛̼̭͚̥̼̺͖̬̳̭̮͖̳̻̮̝̪͘D̘̱̭̝̦̰͖̰͍͇̺̭̬́͢I̴̧̡͏̼̗̬̝S̡̛̗̥̩͎̬̣͚̺̫̲̟̥͇͉̜͘ͅM͘͢͞͏̟̪̱͎͙̫̦͉̠͠ͅA͝҉̷̢̧̝̙̘̺̙̮̳̮̦̫̦̦̺̻̳̥ͅL̢҉̼͙̭̥̭̪̜̮͙͔̬̜̞̙̻͇̠̙́ ̶̶̢̙̤͓̯̮͔̳͔̟̥͇̱ͅP̶̴̵̡̟̘̱͎Ą̷̝͉̥̙͇̰͍͉̥̺̗̫͓̳͎͜͟Ş̟̠͙̦͖̞̰̠̪̺̲̞̤̤͟ͅͅT̡̰͓̼̮͎̗̠͢

dissonantwalrus replied to your post: “what does fwooshy sound like”:

I clicked that hoping it was sentiment and it was sentiment

see this guys already got fwooshy down to a T

dissonantwalrus:

delistylehardcore:

ahmed ive listened to that song like 3 times in a row like i just need it on in the background because its so fucking funny the whole way through for no reason fucking christ fuck my life

INABADA DIN CHYEEEEEAH

there are so many levels to how funny this is like the song itself is already making me laugh hard enough and then just fucking typing that out everywhere and making just that little bit into a joke just fucking multiplies the funniness tenfold jesus shit this is brilliant