I FOUND IT AGAIBN ITS BACK HAHAHHAHA ITS BACK
I’m crying real tears
Can we please just all take a moment and think about how snails are the cUTEST FUCKING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN. HOLY SHIT.
march of the noot noots
you are a very swell very friendly very fun fellow and i’m glad we’ve been able to get acquainted! i’m generally inept as fuck at interacting with anyone in a leisurely way but i’ve had tons of fun goofing off with you on this site. if i ever find myself in east australia at any point we’ll have to mosh hard to extortion.
you are waaaay cool and i look up to you tbh. it is so cool to meet folks like you on tumblr who are cool older kids i can actually look up to for having their shit together way better than me and plenty of other people on this site. you’re really funny and obviously a smart dude and your blog is very amusing and you always have something very funny (and usually simultaneously some srs real talk) to add to just about anything.
My favorite part from the new Smash trailer ⊟
I saw these GIFs reblogged on Nadia Oxford’s tumblr, where she wrote, “Glad to see it acknowledged that Samus is tall as hell and not the tiny, frail waif Other M makes her out to be.”
Agreed! She’s supposed to be close to 6’3” and 200 lbs out of her armor, according to this Nintendo Power comics scan. Little Mac is like 5’7”.
Another reason for me to fangirl lust after Samus
< MAKES FANGIRL-Y WHIMPERING NOISES
Samus is tall and powerful and takes no shit and Other M can suck deeply from my butthole
let’s get this straight
it is not romantic to persistently pursue someone after they have refused you
Give the feminine your respect
A stunning photograph of northern lights seen from the International Space Station
when you meet someone cool
when that person thinks you’re cool
when you become cool friends with that person
when you do cool stuff together
It took me 12 years to go frame by frame and realize that weird lag I had always noticed was Tulio pausing to kiss Miguel before pushing him off the cliff in a desperate attempt to save their lives…
MY SHIP IS UNSINKABLE
“: Miguel & Tulio: The original script had them be lovers, calling each other ‘darling’ and such. Although the idea was shot down, they left in scenes where you can kind of tell what they were pushing for.”
You’re forgetting the scene in the beginning where they’re prisoners in the ship. Tulio is lifting Miguel so Miguel and look out, and Tulio briefly rubs his face against Miguel’s ass. Best. ever.
fucking get me started
on my gay analysis
of El fucking Dorado
^This part is subtle and often missed. At the end, when Tulio and Miguel are reunited, they run to hug each other and Altivo interrupts just as Tulio has his hand on his pal’s waist.
All gifs here made by me because SACRIFICES! I actually have hundreds more to make but who knows if I’ll ever finish—especially since my hard drive kaboomed and I lost my perfectly organized clips.
In which “Jenny” Bravo is sick of your shit